/ ‘shit, thats hugeee’
– talking about the actual blokes
/ ‘Where the eff does this go?’
– Meaning the safety clip on the treadmill, I mean i’m not even sure i’ve ever seen someone use it?
/ ‘up and down right?’
– Right, you’re squatting, down then up.. keep your back straight and don’t let your knees go over the toes.
/ ‘Why is everyone wearing headphones when the gym music is so loud?’
– They’re in the ‘zoneeeeeeeee’ babe, but yeah it’s rare you can hear your own music over the dodgy Spotify playlist
/ ‘Is she running faster than me?’
– running next to someone will always stay a competition beginner or not
/ ‘Should have just gone to costa’
– my tip, go to costa first for a black Americano, i guarantee you’ll be ready to smash your session
/ ‘Can they see my thong?’
/ ‘Do you reckon they can tell this kit is all knew?’
– still slaying more than that fool with the barely there vest p.s he knows you can see his nipples, i think he kinda likes it.
/ Da fuck am i doing here?
– I feel like we all ask ourselves this one a daily about most things… but if you’ve made it to the gym you’re doing better than Uncle Joe who laughed at you when you asked for activewear this christmas.
/ ‘I can’t wait for food after’
– yes, even after all that christmas food it is actually possible to still get hungry …
Enjoy the crazy rush of January Gym!!